The Best of British Newspapers
Police reveal that a woman arrested for shoplifting had a whole salami in her knickers. When asked why, she said it was because she was missing her Italian boyfriend. (Reuters via… The post The Best of...
View ArticleAfrican “Aircraft Engineers:” A Parody of the First World and a Glimpse of...
Recent coverage given by the controlled media to a series of “African aircraft” and their “engineers” has provided a remarkable insight into how the Third World makes a mockery of… The post African...
View ArticleZimbabwe Develops Helicopter
It is little known that an engineer in Zimbabwe built a helicopter in 1994. The incredible aircraft was tracked down and revealed to the world by a news team who… The post Zimbabwe Develops Helicopter...
View ArticleBest of the “Protect the Fourth Amendment” Protests
July 4, 2013 saw large numbers of “Protect the Fourth Amendment” protests take place across America as ordinary citizens reacted to the news that the National Security Agency has clearly… The post Best...
View ArticleAlerts to Threats in 2013 Europe, Allegedly by John Cleese
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be… The post Alerts...
View Article“Dear Mr. Cameron”: A British National Decides to Move to Pakistan
The following letter—a satire—is currently circulating via email. It is supposedly from a British national who has decided to immigrate to Pakistan. Although satire, it does make several valid points,…...
View ArticleThe World’s Shortest Books
MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS By Tiger Woods THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan & Michelle Obama Illustrated by Michael Moore Foreword by George Soros MY… The post The World’s...
View ArticleWedding Name Link-up Disasters
Real newspaper announcements of weddings where the bride and groom should have thought harder before publication: The post Wedding Name Link-up Disasters appeared first on The New Observer.
View ArticleNew Hit Song from Britain Storms up Charts
A hit song from Britain which painfully–but accurately–describes the disaster of mass Third World immigration into that country–and Europe generally–is busy storming its way up the unofficial charts...
View ArticleWhat do you Call the First Afghan..
What do you call the first Afghan through the Channel Tunnel? Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan through the tunnel? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third… The post What do you Call the...
View ArticleThe Famous Airport Announcement Prank
An oldie but still one of the best airport pranks ever done: two Englishmen compiled a list of foreign-sounding names with double meanings and, armed with a tape recorder, went… The post The Famous...
View ArticleVoodoo Treatment for Migraine
Advanced medical care in Africa takes many forms, but the most common is the witchdoctor, now called the “traditional healer” by the politically correct brigade. Many Westerners are however ignorant…...
View ArticleGermany Stops The Rapefugees! (Satire)
Well that’s a relief. After all those rapes and assaults over the New Year in Germany we were worried about their unfortunate women. But those efficient Germans have developed a… The post Germany Stops...
View ArticleHitler-Supporting AI Bot Nixed
An experiment by Microsoft to launch an artificial intelligence (AI) Twitter bot has been hastily withdrawn after it took less than a day to turn into a Hitler-supporting, holocaust-denying, and highly...
View ArticleUK’s National Health Service Action
There is an ongoing debate in Britain about the future of the country’s state-subsidized National Health Service (NHS). Several branches of medical specialists have now expressed their opinions on...
View ArticleTrump Acceptance Resistance Disorder
Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder (TARD) is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with...
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